fourteen rivers, fourteen floods

It's about time that the good state of NY posted my tax return. I was about to have to board and pillage those bitches, YAR.

First thing on the agenda is the midget pirate action figure from the POTC3 toyline. I mean, he comes with a monkey wearing a kimono. And he's a midget. And a pirate. I may actually always have him in my pocket. After that, some sushi. Too bad Mary's on vacation, because it grosses her out and that's almost the best part.

I've been playing way too much Puzzle Pirates (and you can still join!) lately, so pretty much the only internet thing I've seen lately is the Robocop vs. Terminator video over here at Zombies Can't Blog. And while we're on the subject, the two of you who aren't Nick should go check that site out. :D

In other news, I've issued a fatwa on that groundhog. Snow forecast in April? Fuck that.