Housecleaning

So we have various posters all over the employee areas at work. They range from "Dude, we give lotsa money to charity" to "You should be feeling obligated to take part in the aforementioned charity events." This one is some Red Cross thing that says we should have first aid kits in our pockets or something. I promise you, I did not write "ZOMBIE", someone else did. :) I did find it overly funny, so here it is.
Some kit we sell at work in the toy department. It says "petrified poo" on it.

And now, LINK DUMP TIME:

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Can I borrow a microwave? :)
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And finally, I require this for *insert holiday here*: Leatherman Skeletool

Or this: Zombie Fluxx